As you can see, there are five flavors, pictured from left to right: S'mores, Vanilla, Chocolate Caramel, Chocolate Pudding, Brownie Batter. I will now order them from good to crap.
1. Vanilla
Considering that this is the 'Chocolate Mix', it's not a good sign that vanilla is the best flavor, but it's surprisingly really good. Very flavorful, not overly sweet, and they really nailed the vanilla flavor.
2. Brownie Batter
I don't make brownies, so I can't compare this with actual brownie batter. However, I can imagine that this is what it tastes like; a super moist, gooey brownie. It's very good, but a tad too sweet.
3. S'mores
A very good flavor, but it's only in third place for two reasons. For one, it's way too sweet; I feel like I need a glass of water after eating just one skittle. Secondly, it doesn't really taste like S'mores to me. I would describe it as more caramel like than anything.
4. Chocolate Pudding
This does taste like pudding, but it's the kind of pudding I would expect to get in a hospital. It's not sweet enough, and it somehow manages to taste stale. Chocolate Pudding, you could learn a lesson from Brownie Batter.
5. Chocolate Caramel
Coming in dead last is Chocolate Caramel. This was the first flavor I tried, and was immmediately disappointed with my purchase. Thankfully I tried Vanilla second, and proceeded to retract my regret. Simply put, it has little to no flavor. It's just like eating a sugar skittle, but even the sweetness is dull.
Protip:
Open up the bag, and throw away all of the Chocolate Pudding and Chocolate Caramel flavors. If you want to have a Chocolate Caramel flavor, just eat a S'mores and Chocolate Brownie at the same time. If you want pudding, then too bad, but eating Chocolate Brownie and Vanilla together tastes good too. I can't vouch for Vanilla + S'mores, because as of now, I'm out of skittles.
Godspeed.
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